Pipe Dream #2

I am following BruthMan's recipe.  A little weed, a little hash, a little weed, a little hash.
 
So a little of this,




BC Hash Weed mixed with Purple Kush

 
 
A little of this,

Afghan Black Hash

Mixed into this,

Metro Pipe filled with Hash Weed - Purple Kush mix and Afghan Black Hash

I'm going to wait for about an hour and begin my Pipe Dream.  I'll let you know how I fare.


It's been about 5 minutes since I finished three hits of the HW-PK-H bowl.  The weed was very coarse in texture.  Strong smell of Hash.  With each hit I could feel it slowly enveloping from the back of neck to the centre of my eyes.  Not quick like just the Purple Kush.  Must be more of the Hash Weed and the Hash.  Every hit progressively tasted of Hash.  Very hard to type keep making mistakes and have to backspace a lot and retype.  Going to give it like 20 minutes and then finish the bowl.

Wow.  I'm really very stoned.  Got easily sidetracked on a personal matter of good fortune.  Which actually enables me to purchase a 1/4 oz of that Afghan Black Hash pictured above.

4th hit.  Hit the mother load.  Immense head rush from intake if the Hash, heart beat has increased slightly.  5th hit more of same.  Time for another small break in the action Chuck!

6th hit about 20 minutes after.  Ashy, Hashy, beginning of the end.  Really messed up, thoughts flying every which but sane.  Think I'm gonna go watch The Matrix.

Later kiddies.....

Really stoned, nice mix of head befuddle and body numb.  Excellent to watch The Matrix!

At 1:44:00 paused The Matrix for 30 minutes to take last Hashy toke from pipe and pick up party revellers, then back for final 32 minutes of the movie.  Still quite stoned!

So from start to finish it was 4 plus hours of utter stoned-ness.

Since that burn, I've ground the 2 grams of Hash Weed - Purple Kush mix.  Found it a little to coarse for my tastes.  I find if my weed is too coarse it's harder to burn in a pipe.

Lost Art

I'd like to think that I'm pretty good a t turning a phrase.  My vocabulary is wide and varied, I try not to use the same adverbs or adjectives more than once in a post.  I use spell check.  If I don't know the meaning of a word, I use a dictionary.  I try to be specific in my language (I just used an online dictionary to see if the word diction is actually a word - according to dictionary.com, it is not).

In an article about my favourite baseball team, if you search for Fri. Nov.9, Miami, Toronto, you'll see a quote by Blue Jay's G.M. Alex Anthopolus:

"I prefer the phone, so does Larry," Anthopoulos says. "You can't judge a person's tone in a text or an email."

I don't agree with that statement.  For 2 reasons:

1)  When did texting become the preferred method of communicating million dollar deals!?!

2)  With the properly chosen words, it's possible to convey any emotion to the reader.  I offer the following in illustration (I just used an online theasaurus)

      
Executive Mansion,
Washington, Nov. 21, 1864.

Dear Madam,

I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.
Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,

A. Lincoln

Wow!!  I love the way the verbage flows.  Nobody writes like that any more.  Everybody, at the time that this was written, did!

The problem with texting, which I'm sure we all see, is the brevity in which it resides.  For some reason it has become viewed, as acceptible, the bastrardization of the English language, for the sake of speedily dispatching our spur of the moment missives.  I hate to say it, being a product of that age, but Televison killed the writing star.  It's become easier to watch the news than to read it.  If nobody is reading it then why learn how to write it.

It almost seemed that writing would rebound what with the advent of the internet.  A text and written media Mecca to begin with....ahhh but then You Tube, streaming video.  I'd like to stream something on that!!

When, in whatever form of chat I am using at that instant, I invaribly get left behind in the conversation or my comments get  overlooked because the topic has moved on as I was responding in an intelligent way to a conversation replete with "OMG's" and "u's" (for you).  I refuse to use those "abbreviations" for the grammatically correct choice.

I am to a certain extent a frustrated writer.  I can be very descriptive and concise in my writing.  I believe that had I applied myself while in college, I could have become an investigative writer.  Alas I was young and not imbued with the common sense time has bestowed upon me.

I believe that that succintness is what draws me to this.  This blog, this discourse, this verbal diarrhoea and meanderings of a drug addled mind.  It allows me to put poison pen to paper.  I have long cherished using my words to intimidate.  I can determine who is well read, who is not and who believes he/she is but sadly is unprepared for the battle.  It is with the last of the group in which I take my greatest pleasure.  I am relentless.  Lamentably however it is sometimes lost on those sad few, but I know.

I'm Batman

BruthaMan, my self and a Co-Worker were having an email conversation that somehow warped into a Batman picture free for all.  The entire conversation centered around our rather rotund friend. (I'm allowed this opionion a I was once large)  So here is my contribution to the effort.



I'm Batman!

 



 

I gotta do something like this!!

This would awesome in the basement!

More on the Origins of 420

I am passing along more 420 information for PseudoSis.  A sociological reality, according to some.  Please read What is 420, and be schooled young padawan stoner(s).  I am but a vessel to your knowledge.  ;)

H*A*S*H

Yesterday was a long one.  This job I mentioned that I occasionally pour hours into...23 in a row yesterday, a quick 3 hours sleep (if that), and then back at it again.  Needless to say I'm tired.  So it was fortuitous that BruthaMan informed me this arrived today.

Afghan Black Hash

 





I asked for this pic and a review of the hash.  I am also exercising an editors comment later in this posting.

Like M*A*S*H but funnier. LoL!

Smells nice. Burst of weed and oil at your face when opened. Gummy. Sticky. Pressed. Looks like it went through a roller.

It will be loaded with some BC Hash plant. Mmmmm. I need to add medicinal properties for a sore neck/shoulder issue. 

Listened to "For All" and "Gold on the Ceiling" whilst mixing.  Little weed. Little hash. Little weed. Little hash. Full bowl. Just like the way BruthaMan likes it.Cooked a chicken breast. 

Took some muscle relaxants and had a Bodingtons...

Yeh so... If this stuff is strong, I'm going to get really high. Well. Fucked up would be the correct description.

Ok. Burn time. Remember to "light the green"... First hit. Smooth. Tasty. Bud and Hash. Nice.

Second hit. Little more harsh, but we are working with a freshly cleaned Fisherman's Friend here...

Sip of the Bodington's.

3rd hit lights the hash to a smokey stream and suddenly I find myself sucking on the smoke streams from the bowl to not lose any of my stuff!

High is coming. Back of eyes. Forehead. We're about 2mins in here guys.

Oh btw... Haven't felt any affects of muscle relax or beer yet lol.

Stretch neck and 4 nice cracks. I can feel my muscles relaxing now.

Standing. Thinking. Typing.

4th hit...

High. Plane high. Head. Chest. A nice body high is encasing my nerve structure. Legs just felt nice and lower left lumbar muscles releasing. Oh my, didn't know I was tense there too.

5th hit. Hash is burning nice. Lotsa weed ash but center is hash now. Sticky. Still more left. Prob get 8 hits on this.

6th. Long. Wasn't as powerful. Maybe 7.

Ok. Now we're sippin' a Bodingtons again and finishing chicken bbq.

Feeling awesome. Can still type and comprehend my surroundings. LoL. Creeper body high coming though. Teeth floating now.

7th hit. Nice full lung full. Musta lit the hash again lol.

The thing with hash. U never know when u are done. Lol. It just keeps burning and burning man.

We need a 1/2 of this next time. Weed and hash always. Yeh I said it!

Ok 9 hits. 7 good of those 9. Two were weak pulls or something.

Chicken. Rice. Peas. Pumpernickel Bread. And some Cheetos from the spoils of Halloween.

Oh yeh. I have a mind numbing body high going on.

Yes. M*A*S*H patched up American warriors in Korea. H*A*S*H has patched up tech warriors with bad backs in Kanada eh! (the following comment is not a view that is held by the editor of this Blog ;) Canada once taken over by USA will be called Kanada)

Nice. This will be a good high.

I'm melting into the couch. "Cheers" is amusing me. Good old days of Sam and Diane. Frazer has just appeared. Soon Woody will be appearing. Awesome.

LoL its a Halloween Treat Party. The spoils of Halloween and munchies of today.

Full on head high with a creeper body high. Couch locker. Mild munchies.

AAA+

Bazinga!

The last BruthaMan was seen...he was was melting into his couch, seeping into the pores of the tan velore.

BruthaMan, I never heard from you after you sent me your review.  Let me know how you fared.

The True Origin of 420

This post is for you PseudoSis!  Proving that it's always good to keep learning.  BruthaMan challenged you to discover the meaning of 420 and low and behold...I have found the truth!  Please read this article The True Origin of 420.  This is the stuff of legend.

I Am Such A Nerd

I just found this little tidbit.  I love science fiction!!  Fantasy!!  Star Wars!!  Star Trek!!  What self proffessed stoner wouldn't be!?!  I am such a nerd!

Personal Grooming

Now that's the kind of bush i don't mind letting get overgrown.

Converting is easy...

Wasn't hard.  Here's a hit.  Take it.  Enjoy it.  Come back for more.  What?  A few hits.  Now a pipe?  A gram or two?  Huh?  A 1/4??  Nice! ....

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
he's not what you'd call a glamorous man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Oh yeah

Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call him an evil man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Let him introduce himself real good
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the only one they call Feelgood
*solo*

PsuedoSis is now converted.