A New Fad Diet

I wonder how many people are like me?  Like me in this way...

When you get high, you get the munchies.  As long as you don't succumb to the cravings, you're OK.  As soon as you put something down your throat into your stomach, you come down like a hookers G-string!!

I ask this, because an acquaintance of mine does not react this way.  According to him, he'll get the munchies, scarf down whatever he's craving and remain high?!? 

I'd like some of that please?

For me, over the years, it has been an on going war over giving into my baser instincts, totally mowing down on whatever is front of me.  Over showing restraint and passing on the gluttony to further enjoy the trip. 

This got me to thinking...maybe I can start a new fad diet!?  We'll call it the "Weed Diet, not only for the overweight, it's for the weak willed too!" (cue '50's style finger plucking violin music) 

"If you're like me, weak willed and overweight, the Weed Diet will change your life.  The secret is in the weed.  After you smoke some, you will get a craving for junk food, don't give into that craving and eventually you'll lose weight.  If you give into the screaming munchies you'll get fat, but who cares.....you'll be high! no weed is supplied by this distributor, all police action as a result of the downward spin into the drug culture are at the users own peril.  Side affects that may occur include red eyes, forgetfulness and paranoia."

It's worked wonders for me!!