Doctors!!

I had a follow up doctors appointement this morning.  A quick hit, and away I go.  I hate when you go to the doctor and all they really have to say is,

"You're fat, quit being fat, if you do I'll take you off the meds, If you don't I'll put you on more meds". 

Then send me for more blood work because I drank too much alcohol last month and skewed some results or made other readings get higher because of the way it mixes with one of my meds.

I was blissful a few years ago.  Ahhh, those were the good old days.  Eat what I want, drink what I want, smoke what I want.  Just go to the doctor when I felt under the weather.  Now I have a family doctor and I feel like I'm part of the "Old Body Warranty" program.  See me every year and I'll send you on numerous tests, just so I can justify myself as your doctor and get paid.  "Oh and by the way, let me stick my finger in your ass, up to my elbow while you wait".

She sounded quite serious.  Maybe I will try a little harder to shed some of the extra poundage I carry around with me.  She is supposed to be concerned about my over all health and safety.  Maybe she does know what she's talking about